Oof, yeah, not worth it <3 happy cubing!

But your best ao5 happens when you drink coffee, right?

Unmeasured edibles in the olden days, oh boy… I don’t miss it.

This isn’t strictly corpo-speak, but upper mgmt type people do this a lot:
Misuse of the word “myself.” Like, “if you have any questions, talk to Joe or myself.”
Nice one dumb-ass–you tried to sound smarter by adding syllables but it didn’t work, did it!