Don’t get them wet, and don’t feed them after midnight.

No, wait. I’m confusing Lemmy with Gremlins. Nevermind.

No, but it lacks style, so we prefer not to.

Edit; Apparently Lazlo did it once, but he says it was consentual.

Can you name the sloppy bank? Might help some of us out if we are keeping money there.

They’ve even got a business registered at my apartment.

I would add “Attention: Fraud Department” to the writing on the envelope, in this case. It feels like someone may be running some kind of scam, and that might get the letter into the hands of someone who can do something about it.