And are you surprised looking back on it?

  • TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”

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      5 days ago

      A guy used this one on me, only he did the gesture and said, “Ha. Made you come with one finger.”

      I thought that was the dumbest shit I’d ever heard in my life and bust out laughing.

      But I guess it worked, bc we’ve been married for 17 years.