Guilt and regret
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
A hat and buyer’s remorse.
Weed vape and this bad boy
Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.
A cat and a bike
Black clothes and Thinkpad?
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
A pillow and my phone
Inaction figure.
Brilliant! I’ll have to make one now!
Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I’ll be loads and loads of fun.
Can of beer and a bowling ball
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.
Not a toilet?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Nice marmot.
Action keyboard and action mouse.
i would like to upgrade to the Power Glove™ pls
A dab rig and a camera
