Cosmoooooooo

Crazy idea I haven’t seen posted here, but hear me out:

Stop driving like a dick. Follow the rules of the road. Stop speeding. Stop swerving. Stop going over the lines at stop signs and traffic lights. ETC…

This will slow down the route by hours. That’s the only way that they’ll discontinue it, when they realize that it’s making the delivery routes slower.

and stop driving like a dick, you’re driving a fucking truck.

It’s fiction. So, it’s whatever you want it to be.

You don’t know if he was on a weekend trip from Australia. it’s fucking fiction.

They have an underground subway straight from Perth to Montana. It’s still just stupid fiction.