They’re all laughing at you behind your back.

I have to stop and ask myself which kind of LLM people are referring to every time I see it said online.

Probably because they’re lazy and don’t care.

As an American I have two apocalypse plans. If it’s zombies, guns are cheap and easy to get. Not for killing the zombies, mind you. I only need one bullet. Otherwise, my plans include a camping chair, a bottle of Southern Comfort, and someplace with a good view. I mean it’s not like I’m going to survive, so I might as well plop myself down at ground zero and get drunk.

The boulder gets bigger every day.

I wish I was dead but thanks for asking. I have a busted tooth I can’t afford to fix, we had to get a replacement vehicle and it costs too much, which gave the insurance company and excuse to double the insurance rate even though it’s a newer, better car. We can’t afford that either. I’m going to have to file for bankruptcy just to get by.

“going forward.”

Yeah, “from now on” worked fine there Phill.

Also, use a sharpie to black out the barcode and city, state, zip or you might end up with it back in your mailbox.