Choose an online University, and register as a student. Don’t sign up for any classes. Totally free (maybe an application fee depending on the university you choose), and generally they give you an email when you are approved as a student.

…did…did you try running an executable on a remote seedbox, headlessly?

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Direct download is essentially dead in the US because of the relatively recent changes to file sharing laws… XDCC, Torrenting, Usenet, P2P. Choose one. HTTP warez has long gone the way of the Dodo since Warez-BB died.