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10 days agoMove to an undisclosed remote location and start posting massive crypto bounties on the heads of the shittiest people in the world. Like, $100M a pop. Pay a digital sweatshop to spam social media with AI generated posts and memes about it until the whole world is aware. Then wait. See if anyone is able to collect.
Shot an invasive squirrel with a new mini crossbow someone gifted me instead of my usual compound bow. The squirrel’s definitely dead now, but the mini bolt got stuck in it before it ran off onto the neighbor’s bigass wisteria bramble. With the compound bow and a blunt head arrow, they die instantly on the spot and I can toss them. I did the math just now, the mini crossbow is an order of magnitude weaker. Oops.
Anyway, gonna get stinky over there in a few days.