Probably pretty mild compared to other responses you’ll get, but every so often I have one where all my teeth fall out. I don’t know why, but that one always disturbs me more than the ones where I’m in danger.

Steam games on sale.

Ren and Stimpy was already mentioned, and that one is pretty out there. Rocko’s Modern Life would be a trailing second place imo. Plenty of innuendos and inappropriate storylines in that cartoon.

US. 30 days per year, plus all federal holidays and a handful of extra days. Also unlimited sick leave with supervisor approval.

Edit: Missed the other part of your question. I usually take a week here or there, but try to take at least one stretch of 2-3+ weeks every year.

I reunited my wife with her semi-estranged son on Mother’s Day. Feeling pretty damn great about how today turned out.

Ironic, considering back pieces like this are usually the result of drugs and/or alcohol.