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Then it is laziness. Some people just have an aversion to second hand stuff and when something is ends it’s usefulness it must be trashed.

Laziness or they don’t want to pay the fee at the recycling facility.

Voldemort from HPMOR. A great intelligence and magical power.

Is he though?
Dude can’t even kill a teenager/young adult, he could have resolved the prophecy by getting anyone else to kill HP in the many situations Harry stumbled outside of Dumbledores protection.

I would guess they would have non vampires to execute the warrant and once they are inside, they could then invite the vampire in.

And it’s not even satire, the dude generally has a hate boner for Linux.

The immortality of Dorian Gray. Got to have that opt out of life.