beads
One that is way too short
A photo of yourself, naked, in that very shower. With your dick enlarged to a comical size. (Or shrunk.) (Yes this is a gender neutral suggestion.)
window blinds
Fuck you, I love it!
Holy fuck I need this
You and me both.
My SO did not, though. So we compromised and bought one with flowers.
In their hair
Well that’s a bummer. It still lives on in your heart though.
Did you manage to find it anywhere for purchase? I’m striking out right now.
This is our shower curtain.
Ha same!
Brilliant, no notes.
Velvet.
- Take a normal shower curtain and have at it with a long kitchen knife. The knife cuts won’t let very much water through so it will still be effective as a shower curtain.
- Take a stray can of red paint and spray be a few two or three long strokes across it.
- Only attach the rings of one end to the shower rail up to one half at most. Break the remaining rings and leave them on the bathroom floor.
damn, ai :(
human skin
Get a picture of yourself taking a shower. Print that onto the shower curtain.
One of the nuclear waste warnings.
Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_nuclear_waste_warning_messages
“This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.”
I put that over my loo. Showers and tubs can be nuanced.
I’m sure there are hentai shower curtains
