Ngl, that’s gross.

It’s a joke about you being under 18 asking for where you can get some, my man.

I know you’re not from Germany or ever been there before but don’t be so obtuse. BfV = Bundesamt für Verfassungsschutz

You’re 17 and expecting Internet folks to guide you to sexual experiences in Germany… Yes, BfV, this post right here

The stuff that came out about his frat boy days

John Hamm

Sadly the birch tree borer is wrecking havoc on the birch trees. Where I am in the Midwest, we have completely dead forests from that stupid bug.

My locker combination

When shopping and it’s busy, don’t walk down the middle of the aisle or leave your shopping kart there.

There’s hat stretchers you can buy online. That, in combination with heat will get it on your head.

I know, in my kitchen we have to treat intolerances seriously just like allergies. Sorry you experience really crappy places that would ignore that.

My consistent favorites are the “blah blah allergy” then they order something that can’t have the allergen swapped out and they say “well I can have a little”. Most commonly happens with gluten allergies and the person wanting dessert.

I think it’s just the way we talk. It’s just more common for us to refer to a date in speech like “Today is June 1st”. Whereas other countries would say “Today is the 1st of June”. Neither is wrong, it’s just how things are said.